romanticized settings for sex with glaring logistical issues and their potential side effects

A rooftop patio or deck. || Bruising.

Any roof. || Death.

Snow. || Frost bite.

Hot tub. || Chlorine-induced skin irritation.

High school. || Pregnancy.

Well-parked convertible. || Sunburn (daytime). Mosquito bites (nighttime).

Beach. || Crabs.

Ocean. || Rip currents.

College. || HPV.

Library stacks. || Poor test grades.

Airplane lavatory. || Concussion.

Shower. || Low matriculation rate.

Suburbs. || Divorce.

Workplace. || Increased payroll.

On camera. || Publication.

Lake. || Propeller scars.

Mountain stream. || Giardia.

Fireside. || Smoke inhalation.

Couch. || Stains.

Bed. || Sleep deprivation.

Woods. || Botanically-induced skin irritation.

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